Console Games - Shooters

There are only a few things in life more painful than watching someone who absolutely sucks at playing shooters playing a shooter.

Watching my wife wildly spin and shoot at the walls in this game is frustrating to no end. She aims for the pinky toes, ankles, wrists, and groin with startling efficiency. When reverting to melee, I succumb to vertigo from her wild spinning just from trying to hit her opponent with the knife.

Unfortunately, she is also too honorable to play a game such as this. When the enemy is down, she will aim at its head until it gets up, then proceed to miss for the remainder of the clip, despite my advice for "Aim for the head! He's still alive - Shoot him!"

There were many times during these past few hours I felt like plucking the controller from her hand, then slapping her while deftly dispatching the enemies with quick, decisive shots. Instead, I turn to you, the reader(s).